Inappropriate Humor - Elf on a Shelf Style

What are the holidays without a little inappropriate humor. Elf on a Shelf has taken Christmas by storm. This little guy makes parents jump out of bed in the middle of the night faster than a fire drill, all because they forgot to move him. Kids wake up the next morning expecting to find this guy in a new spot every day.

If we had this when I was a kid there is no way I would go to bed without spying on this creepy little guy. I would bet money on it he is also responsible for my one missing sock every time I do laundry. This blog post we wanted to make you laugh so we searched the web and found some interesting Elf on the Shelf ideas. Enjoy and Happy Holidays.

Creepy Elf on the Shelf

The elf TPed my tree

This is my princess now Mr Charming

I told my wife it wasn't me watching porn but she didn't believe me.

They are going to love this gift. Who doesn't want a dick in a box.

There is nothing better then a hot MILF for the holidays.

Sexting with my friends is the best way to pass time at work.

Woody is my best friend.

You read signs for don't text and drive and don't drink and drive but I never seen one for this.

I will get myself a little brother some how.

Share with someone that needs a laugh this season. Have a great holiday and Happy New Year.